WTF!?: Montana Fishburne

Daughter of Laurence Fishburne (Matrix Trilogy, Deep Cover, Apocalypse Now,

Biker Boys, Boyz N the Hood, Kings of New York, School Daze, Cornbread, Earl

& Me) has made a porn movie. (PAUSE). She wants to fast track her acting career

ala Kim Kardashian into Hollywood’s acting scene. The name of her “premier” is

simply “Montana Fishburne” & her stage name is Chippy D. Vivid Entertainment is the

distributor. They are the Apple of Porn.

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Imagine Laurence Fishburne walking into a board meeting. All heads turn & the room

goes mouse pissing on cotton quiet. We will definitely find out how deep the rabbit hole

is Morpheus. I feel for you dude. Damm Montana, your Dad is a Hollywood Don. The

doors are open if you got the goods. Review of movie will be ASAP.

That got me thinking… Would you rather have a crackhead or a porn actress for a

daughter?

Now that’s a tough one….Sad but I got to go with the porn.