Sports Sound Off – WIMBLEDON

(not WimbelTON)
I’m finally coming from my CRACK HIGH of the Celtics winning the Championship and the NBA Draft.  No surprises w/ Derrick Rose going #1 to the BULLS & Beasley #2 to the HEAT. Will Rose wear #23 like he did in college? Stay Tuned.

Wimbledon is in full swing. The story so far on the men’s side is Marat Safin taking out the 3rd seed, Djorkman. No one saw that coming. Safin is a Grand Slam winner, but that was back in 2005 which is like 80 years ago by tennis standards. We will see how his body holds up as the tournament progresses. After Safin’s his next round victory, his body looked cooked.

The American players got crushed. Jeff Blake has seen Better Days (that was the name of a gay club in the Time Square area of NYC, don’t ask me how I know). Andy Rodick got toasted too… He recently got married to this HOTTIE Sports Illustrated model babe and I thought either his game would go way up or way down…
That question has been answered.

On the women’s side of the grass surface tournament, Maria Sharapova got an early round beat down. These younger players especially on the female side aren’t joking around. They can win on any given Sunday (football term) in a major upset, however they lack the mental aspect to play at a high level over the two-week span.

Williams Sisters are still hanging around and this surface (fast &slick) suits their style of play but the Youth Will Be Served.

Sinakill